Hello there mortals, I am Satan, but you may know my son, Lasagna.
(I track the tag 'lasagnasfather')
You are more than welcome to come and visit me, make yourselves at home, and mind the hell-hounds, they bite.
Give me a disco ball and I will love you forever~
M!A Satus: None
Currently: Getting settled back into home.
Note from the Mun: This blog can be NSFW sometimes, you have been warned. Things range from sexual content, to language, to gore, to religion things, which I tend not to post a bunch about. This is an RP blog for all sorts, I do anything from everyday simple RP's to smut. This is also a multi-ship blog, everything happens in different realities or AU's.
AU Relationship 1: Freddy. Satan has a child named Alveine with her and has confessed his love for her.
AU Relationship 2: Eli, Satan has informed Eli of his love for him and will be a father yet again. They both have a baby girl, Lily. They are currently engaged.
AU Relationship 3: Satan is married to Dracula
Note: This blog is NSFW for sexual content and some slight gore that is reblogged.
If you would like to RP, just shoot me a message~
As a side note, Satan can be a bit... 'grabby' sometimes, don't take it personally, he is a ladies man... and a mans man... or anything of that nature, he does tend to hit on a lot of people, as he is not used to interacting with people, so please don't take it too seriously~
I really need to get on here more often…..
I’m honestly contemplating on making a new Satan blog, and make it a side blog on my personal? Even though I like sending asks as my URL, but I guess I could always reblog the ask under my Satan account?
gonna draw satan/joseph tonight~
i think i’ve improved in my art lately~
((Anything helps! I was randomly going through the blog on my other account and realized that quite a few people liked this blog. So I hope to be on this blog more often! Feel free to send all the random asks that aren’t really asks that you would like!))
Satan set his bags down at in the doorway. “I can see that…”
Back home, and perhaps for good this time!
So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.
"That’s true," he laughed, snickering as he leaned over, wiping the blood off of her lip with his thumb. "I’ve never had a wife sent to me before, who knows if it will become a regular thing?" Satan shrugged softly. "I am aware that he uses me to threaten people." he laughed softly, obviously amused by the thought.
"If anything, I’ll be sent down the most. He gets angry with me the most." She sighs and relaxes as her body heals her ribs and the cut on her lip heals as well. "Of course he does. Makes him feel mighty, I suppose" She shrugs. "You better get back to work, he’ll get suspicious from my lack of screams. "
"He sent me down to do whatever I want with you, he did mention torture, but I did indeed punch you a few times," he snickered. "I honestly feel that having to be down here alone with me for more than a few minutes is torture," he laughed happily. "Just, don’t rebel like this again, be lucky that you get to see him," he smiled softly, reaching down and cutting the ropes off.
She stood up and rubbed her wrists. She stared at him shocked that he let her go. Clarissa looked up toward the stairs and looked at him. “He won’t be happy, Satan. He knows what you can do…And…” She shut up and closed her eyes. “I will try my best, Satan” She sighed as she touched his shoulder, giving him a sad smile, before going up the stairs.
"If he’s upset, he can come and talk to me about it," he chuckled, gazing down at her. "Be good," Satan told her with a smile, watching her leave. Damn he knew he was going to hear about this from Dracula once he woke up.